Always playing the victim? The Officially Designated Victim Card is for you, Custom Metal Laser Engraved Gag Inappropriate Gift Card

Eternalize your victim-hood and become a card carrying officially designated Victim™ today

Card Info:
● Standard banking card size, 3.38 x 2.12'' // 86 x 54mm, and 0.42 mm thick
● Matte black finish cards (with engraved areas revealing silver)

Let me know if you have any questions.

Thanks so much,
-Michael