Custom Laser Engraved Metal Victim Card - Funny Gag Gift for Humor Enthusiasts

Eternalize your victim-hood and become a card carrying officially designated Victim™ today

🎨 Color Choices 🎨
Select from a range of striking colors: Black, Blue, Green, Red, or Rose Gold. Each card is laser engraved, revealing a sleek silver design that stands out against the anodized aluminum backdrop. It's not just durable; it's a statement piece.

📏 Perfect Size 📏
Crafted to standard banking card dimensions, 3.4 x 2.13 inches with a thickness of 0.43 mm, this card fits perfectly in any wallet. Rounded corners add a touch of elegance and safety, making it comfortable to carry wherever you go.

💦 Built to Last 💦
Made from high-quality anodized aluminum, this card is waterproof and incredibly durable. No need to worry about rust or patina; this card is designed to stay looking sharp for years to come. It's a conversation starter that will never lose its edge.

🚀 Fast Customization 🚀
Choose one of our designs, or personalize your card to make it uniquely yours. Just provide your customization details in the box below, and I'll engrave and ship it within 1-2 business days. Fast, reliable, and personalized service is what you can expect.

🎨 Custom Designs Welcome 🎨
Have a specific idea in mind? I'm here to bring it to life! Whether you need something special for yourself or a unique gift, I’m happy to accommodate any request. Just send me a message through Etsy Messenger or email, and let's make something awesome together.

💌 Quick Communication 💌
I’m always available to answer any questions or discuss your design ideas. I check my messages daily and am eager to help you create the perfect card. Reach out anytime, and let's get started on something truly special.

Thanks so much,
-Michael