Custom Laser Engraved Novelty Gag Gift Card for Elderly with Humorous Snail Joke

Hey grandpa, speed things up a bit would ya!?!

Simply choose your preferred color and a card will be on it's way shortly!

Card Info:
● Choice of color [Black, Blue, Green, Red, Rose Gold] with engraved areas revealing silver.
● Standard banking card size, 3.4 x 2.13'' and 0.43 mm thick with rounded corners.
● Anodized Aluminum [Waterproof, Durable] -- Will not patina or rust!

Have a specific design in mind? Send me a message — I'm always happy to accommodate special requests! If you would like something custom engraved, please drop me a line via Etsy messenger, or my email at pmworkbenchga [!at] gmail.com

Please let me know if you have any questions, I'd love to make you something -- I check my messages everyday! If you'd like to see what our cards look like engraved, you can view our portfolio here on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@custommetalbusinesscards

Thanks so much,
-Michael